Funny Quotes, Humor and Love Qoutes

every 10 yrs ladies change their attitude.
in 1970,ladies say this to the boys: 'Love me, but don't touch me"

1980: "touch me, but don't kiss me"

1990: "kiss me, but don't do anything more"

2000: "do everything , but don't tell anyone"

2010: " do everything, otherwise i will tell everyone that you can't do anything"

2011: "shut up! & kiss me, but don't u dare fall in love w/ me"



alam nyo may natutunan ako sa paglalaro ng tetris battle
may mga bagay na:
akala mo maayos na,
akala mo magtatagal.

...pero ng dahil lang sa isang mali o pagkukulang ..
maaaring mabago at masira ang isang bagay na matagal mong iningatan.

at may mga bagay na:
akala mo tapos na.
akala mo wala ng pag asa.
akala mo wala ng kwenta,

...pero maaayos pa ..
basta’t handa kang

MAG EFFORT NG BONGGANG BONGGA



Ang pagiging INA ay isang dakilang propesyon na pang habang buhay na kontrata
Kapag naging MOMMY ka,

walang LOG OUT

walang PAUSE

walang DAY OFF

walang SAHOD

at mas lalong hindi ka pwedeng mag RESIGN!

Dahil ang pagiging INA
ay isang dakilang propesyon na pang habang buhay na kontrata

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