Funny Quotes, Love Quotes - ano ang katabi ng mercury, love sees all but doesn't mind,love is not about finding the right person, boys are like onions, in philippines only monkey eat bananas

TEACHER: kung ang earth ay pangatlong planeta mula sa araw, ano ang katabi ng mercury?

JUAN: ma'am ! 7-11 ata. Di ako sure kasi minsan mini stop

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love knows no reasons,

love knows no lies,

love defines all reasons,

love has no eyes..

but love is not blind,

love sees all but doesn't mind.

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Love is not about finding the right person,

but creating a right relationship.

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Boys are like onions., they add taste and spice in girl's lives..

but just like onions, they make girls cry, too

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american:what are you eating?

filipino:an apple..

american:do you know in america only poor who eat the apple..

filipino:what you are eating?

american:banana..

filipino:do you know here in Philippines only monkey eating a banana

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