Funny Quotes, Love Quotes, Tagalog Quotes 21812-2

Bakit kaya may mga taong HARD TO GET?

HARD TO LIKE naman ang mukha!
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GIRL: May boyfriend na ako.

BEST FRIEND: Gwapo ba?

GIRL: Uhmmm, mabait siya.

BEST FRIEND: Gwapo nga ba?

GIRL: Uhmmm, matalino siya.

BEST FRIEND: Gwapo ba?!

GIRL: Uhmmm, tara kain tayo. Ginugutom na ako.
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Nakita ni BOY si GIRL na nakadungaw sa bintana..

Boy: miss, talon ka na jan.

Girl: bakit naman?
...
Boy: para mahulog ka sa akin.

Girl: ah? ganun? alam mo para kang manhole

Boy: wow! gumaganti ah., bakit naman?

Girl: tanga lang ang mahuhulog sayo

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Boyfriend: Pakasal na tayo?

Girlfriend: Sige!

Boyfriend: San mo gusto? Sa Pari o sa Judge?

.
Girlfriend: Syempre sayo! Tangang to, nirereto pako sa iba.

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CLEAVAGE,
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Ang panlaban ng mga babaeng nanlilimos ng kasikatan dito sa facebook.

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A GREAT relationship isn't when perfect couple comes together,

but when an imperfect couple

learns to enjoy their differences.

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BF: Babe di nako naglalaro ng dota para makapagusap tayo

GF: Sorry babe.... di tayo pwede mag-usap ngaun.


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