Text Quotes, Love Quotes, Tagalog Love Quotes - zodiac sign, top news sa puso, ang babaeng selosa, ang lalaki kapag umiiyak, kung ayaw mong masaktan

Hindi ka lang nangunguna sa NEWS FEED ko,

MOST RECENT ka na sa isip ko,

TOP NEWS ka pa sa PUSO ko
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Mag syota naguusap sa ilalim ng overpass*

G: babes ano zodiac sign mo?

B: (nag isip kc bobo) kaw muna?

G: zodiac sign ko CANCER.

B: ako? GOITER!

G: ha? walang zodiac sign na goiter noh!

B: hehehe joke lang. ULCER talga.

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Ang babaeng selosa,

mas matindi pang mag-imbestiga kesa sa pulisya.
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BAKIT GANON,

pag babae umiiyak habang kasama ang bf, iisipin ng iba,

"AY, BAKLA TO! NAGPAPAIYAK NG BABAE!"



tapos pag lalaki naman ang umiiyak kapag kasama ang gf, ang iisipin naman,

"AY BAKLA TO, NAPAPAIYAK NG BABAE."
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Kung ayaw mo masaktan, simple lang...

Iwasan mong magmahal ng taong alam mong nilalandi ka lang.

6 comments to “Text Quotes, Love Quotes, Tagalog Love Quotes - zodiac sign, top news sa puso, ang babaeng selosa, ang lalaki kapag umiiyak, kung ayaw mong masaktan”

  • April 26, 2012 at 11:49 PM
    Anonymous says:

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  • June 10, 2012 at 8:01 PM
    Anonymous says:

    ohh

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  • June 14, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    haha nakakatawa yung magsyota sa ilalim ng over pass! Funny jokes! Sana meron talagang love quotes tagalog para masaya at mainspire kami. :)

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  • March 21, 2013 at 8:07 PM
    camil salim says:

    Ang yabang naman nyang anonymus na yan...

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  • May 3, 2013 at 6:47 PM

    Haha so funny :D more post pa po :)

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  • June 29, 2013 at 12:51 PM

    Nice collection of Tagalog Love Quotes. keep on sharing. thanks

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