Tagalog Jokes, Pinoy JOkes - sosyal na pulubi, ano ang alam mo, the most common words in the world, ang pagmamahal ko sayo parang tetris

Boy: nagkakamagkano ka sa isang araw?

Pulubi: naguumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na, naka P80 na ko

Boy: hindi na masama no?? ano mabibili mo dyan?

Pulubi: Puwede na itong isang espreso macchiato sa starbucks
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BOSS: Ano ang alam mo?

APPLICANT: Alam ko po kung saan nakatira ang misis nyo at kung saan nakatira ang kabit nyo.

BOSS: Tanggap ka na!
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Boy : What are the three most common words in the world ?

Girl : I LOVE YOU !

Boy : No, MADE IN CHINA

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Boy: Ang paglalaro ko ng Tetris ay parang pagmamahal ko sayo, ayoko ng may nanggugulo kasi seryoso ako.

Girl: Ang pag-ibig di dapat hinahalintulad sa tetris o kahit sa anung klaseng laro, kasi kahit sabihin mong sineseryoso mo nilalaro mo pa rin ito.

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Boy: I am not rich like my friend,

Boy: i am not as good looking like my friend

Boy: I don't even have a luxury car like my friend.

Boy: But I do really love you!

Girl:Awwwww I love you too, but tell me more about your friend.

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