ang tao, nagbabago lalo na kapag nsktan ng sobra..
kahit gano ka pa kasigurado sa position mo sa kanya,
pag siya biglang napagod at nakaramdam ng kawalang pagpapahalaga,
kahit isa ka pa sa
"pinaka-mahalagang tao"
sa buhay nya,
magagawa ka niyang tiisin para malaman mo na iba pag wala na siya.
ANAK: tay, may man0k sa kusina tinutuka ung bigas!
TATAY: paalisin mo!
ANAK: h0y man0k, umaLis ka nga dit0!
TATAY: bob0 guLatin m0!.
ANAK: h0y man0k . .BuLaga! .
TATAY: gag0 takutin m0!
ANAK: manok! Aswang ak0oo! Aw0oo!
TATAY: nyemas!
Bugawin mo!
ANAK: b0ss chicks ! 50 lang batang bata!
TATAY: huLihen m0 na nga lng!
ANAK: man0k! PuLis ako ,taas pakpak!
TATAY: lintik!
Ikaw ang lumayas!
ANAK: ako tay?
TATAY: ay hindi, hindi! Ak0!
Ak0 nalang baka mapatay na kita!
kadalasan, sinasabi natin sa mahal natin na,
" MASAYA AKO KUNG SAAN KA MASAYA "
pero pag nag iisa kna, masaya kba tlaga ?
Minsan sadyang mhirap tanggapin na kung saan sya msaya,
"YUN ANG NDI M0 KYA"
Sa isang Relasyon Di Maiiwasan Ang ProbLema ,
Darating Yan Sa Ayaw At Sa Gusto Mo ..
Pero Kung Pkiramdam Mo,
Ay Di Mo Na Kaya,
Yakapin Mo Nalng Sya Ng Mahigpit At Sabihing :
Nahihirapan Man Tayo Di Parin Kita isusuko ,
Nasa "oo" Palang Tayo
Wala Pa Tayo Sa "i do"
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Liking each other doesn't mean you have to be lovers
sometimes you just have to be friends
SWEET FRIENDS..
|
Ang pag ibiG parang
barko lang yan ..
Lumulubog pag maraming nakikisakay
akala ko dati ordinaryong tao lang ako,
hanggang sa matuklsan ko ang powers ko..
INVISIBLE pala ako,.
sa mata ng taong mahal ko."
The reward we get from helping others is in knowing that we have been blessed with the opportunity to do so.
This reward doubles up in silence & multiplies when done from our hearts.
Loving kindness is our own way of thanking GOD for the gift of Life.
TATAY: anak, paki kuha mo nga yung kaning baboy kina padre sa kumbento.
JUAN: opo tay. pupunta na ako.
(pagdating sa kumbento)
J: magandang umaga! may tao po ba sa kumbento?
FATHER: ano kailang mo iho?
J: pinpakuha po ni tatay ang kaning baboy.
F: ikaw ba ang anak ni pedro? ang gwapo pala naman ng batang ito! nag-aaral ka pa ngayon iho?
J: opo padre.
F: ah, mabuti. ano naman ang kinukuha mo?
JUAN: KANING BABOY po.
It hurts to say goodbye to the person you almost give your life to.
Knowing that life won't be the same without them,
but it's better to give-up the feeling,
rather than to know you're the only one fighting
A good friend will dry when you die
But the bestfriend will collect all the dragon balls
to ressurect you back to life.
GOD never created a trial that's bigger for anyone to handle.
He created trials for us to realize
that NOTHING is bigger than GOD.
Man 1: If someday you saw God along the street and asked you for a ride. What will you do?
Man 2: Ofcourse I will give him the passenger seat, make sure He's comfortable
and drive him wherever he wants to..
How abount you?
Man 1: well, I think I would offer the drivers seat , give him the wheel and let him drive the way
Most of the time we thinked best things to do in life is to put everything in out hands.
seldom we realized letting go and letting the God's way is much better.
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God always repays caring acts
it may not be a money or goods
more often he repays
HAPPINESS, PEACE and LOVE |
The average person tells 4 lies per day
or 1460 lies per year
for a total of 88,000 by the age of 60.
The most common lie is I'M FINE..
In school we learn the lessons before we take the test
In life we take the test before we learn the lesson.
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STD
and taong hindi gumagalaw
STD lang.. :-) |
Duplicate..
Boy: Babes ikaw ang susi ng puso ko
Girl: Haynaku puro ka bola. Eh sino yung kasama mo kanina?
Boy: Yun? sya naman ang duplicate mo.
We live on earth full of trials
but by grace of God
we remain standing like trees
even if the leaves are falling
still there are new leaves of hope waiting.
When we feel being poisoned by stress, pressure, pain and failures,
the best antidote is to PRAY..
Mautak na nautakan
Death: take my hand
Person: NO! I know if I touch you i'll die
Death: wow! Talino mo naman. apir nga!
Person: sus ako pa! Apir
PATAY!!
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Reality Check:
Ever wondered why most of the beautiful girls nowadays have an ugly boyfriends
instead of good looking one?
It's because most of the handsome and attractive men have boyfriends. |
Every person has a various styles to attract others
but the golden rule says;
"No one is tempted, if he/she is not interested"
A cute story:
** Nag-uusap ang ang dalawang magsyota..
BOY: Mahal mo ba ako?
GIRL: OO mahal kita
BOY: Kung mahal mo ako isigaw mo sa buong mundo.
** Pero bumulong lang si GIRL kay BOY
Girl: mahal na mahal ko ang boyfriend ko
BOY: Bakit sa akin mo binubulong? sabi ko isigaw mo sa buong mundo..
GIRL: IKAW kasi ang mundo ko eh!
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Si Optimus Prime ay isang maiting na leader ng Autobots,
send mo ito sa 25 na kaibigan mo at magiging transformer ka
wag kang tumawa, ang kaibigan ko naging tricycle na |
Estudyante: Lord, sana hindi ako malate ngayon. Pabilisan niyo po sana lakad ko.
.... (Nadapa ang estudyante)
Estudyante: Lord, excited? kailangan manulak?
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First Aid Tip:
Ano ang magandang gawin kung unconcious ang isang tao?
titigan..
titigan ng matagal para maconcious! |
Gaano katindi ang LOVE?
isipin mo, nagagawa nitong mapaghintay ang isang taong mainipin,
masaktan ang manhid,
maging sweet ang bitter,
mapatawa ang isang malungkot,
at higit sa lahat
maging tanga ang isang matinong tao,
at matutong magseryoso ang taong manloloko..
We live on earth full of trials
but by grace of God
we remain standing like trees
even if the leaves are falling
still there are new leaves of hope waiting.
When we feel being poisoned by stress, pressure, pain and failures,
the best antidote is to PRAY..
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If someone would ask me who I want to be with,
I would simply say,
someone who can understand that im not perfect |
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Ano ba ang una mong dapat sundin?
Ang sigaw ng puso mo?
o ang sigaw ng nanay mo? |
Dear katropa,
ang sweet ng gf ko ngayon.
bago kami matulog nilalagyan ko niya ko ng plastik sa mukha.
pag di na ako makahinga tinatanggal na niya.
proud ako sa kaniya! kasi siya nagturo sa kin magtipid.
kapag nga kumakain kami sa labas,
ulam niya porkchop,
ako ketchup.
nakakatuwa pa sa kaniya,
di siya nghihingi ng pera,
kusa na lang siya kumukuha sa wallet ko.
kaso hiwalay na kami.
yung mga kaibigan ko kasi,
siniraan siya.
malikot daw kamay,
siya lang naman nagpupunta sa bahay ko,
nawala pa yung ref.
inisip ko naman baka namisplace ko lang.
Kidnap scene
Kidnapper: magkano niyo ba tutubusin ang anak niyo?
Tatay: 500 thousand
Kidnapper: hindi pwede, kailangan may milyon
Tatay: o sige, kalahating milyon
Kidnapper: call!. Call!..
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There are songs that can really make you cry and when you hear them
but its not actually the song that makes you cry,
its the person and memories that comes first into your mind |
Ambition...
Courage...
Perhaps not in the battle field, but any attribute can be a virtue as long as it motivates you to be better..
- paraphrased from the film gladiator
Juan at Starbucks.
Juan: isang kape nga.
waiter: sir, decaf po ba?
Juan: tanga ka ba o sadyang bobo lang?! syempre de cup! bakit may kape na bang naka-pinggan?!
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What is Due Care?
"DUE CARE"
daw yung tawag sa mga taong mahilig magjoke
example: napatawa mo ako "due care" ka pala |
the word LOVE has several meanings...
but do you know the best definition of it?
it is when someone says to you that the meaning of love is YOU.
Sweetness of two persons doesn't always mean that they have Commitment.
Sometimes it just show how they value each other even without commitment.
Why do misplaced things appear when not needed?
And unseen when you want it the most?
Simple because, you weren't aware of their value unless you're about to make use of them.
So take care of the people you love,
not only because they are important your life..
7 katotohanan sa mundo
1. Hindi mo kayang sabunin ang mata mo
2.Hindi mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo
3. Hindi mo kayang huminga sa ilong kapag nakalabas ang dila mo
4. Ginawa mo yung #3
5. Nung ginawa mo ang #3 naisip mong mukha kang aso
6. Alam kong ngumingiti ka ngayon kasi nauto kita
7. Ipasa mo sa lahat ng friends mo para makaganti ka
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this the day that i will stop loving you |
famous break up lines:
"i just realized that i don't want to be attached." (duh? staple remover, gusto mo?)
"i'm confused, i need time to find myself." (eto worldmap, go find yourself.)
"we're too different from each other." (kasi nga, tao ako at hayop ka!)
"you're too immature for me." (oo, alam ko namang gurang ang gusto mo e.)
"kung talagang tayo, kahit saang sulok ng mundo magtatagpo tayo." (hello?! walang sulok ang mundo. bilog ang mundo! bilog!)
Paano kung ganito ang nanay mo?
Anak: Nay hihingi sana ako ng 500.
.
Nanay: ano? 400? ang laki naman ng 300 na hinihingi mo
Ano ang gagawin mo sa 200? Kala mo ba madali lang maghanap ng 100?
50 nga hirap ko na kitain. 20 pa kaya.
Salamat ka may 10 pa ako, oh eto 5.
Anak: Akin na. Baka maging piso pa yan.
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Sweetness of two persons doesn't always mean that they have commitment.
Sometimes it just show how the value each other even without commitment |
a baby was born in Africa,
Question: What's the color of his teeth??
don't press down with out an answer in mind...
Answer:
don't think like genius, all we know that babies were born with-out teeth..
WHITE ka diyan!!
in a petshop.
customer talking to a parrot.
Customer: hoy! can you speak ha? can you speak?
parrot: yes, i can! ikaw? can you fly ha, can you fly!?
what is vine tea?
vine tea is ur soak lee
in peep tea
wen u paload tar tea
so ur vine tea is your soak lee..
gets mo ba? read it slowly..
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Once in a while,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairytale |
You can have anything you want
If you are willing to sacrifice everything you have
nothing goes with-out price
so before you get inside the battle
decide how much you are willing to lose
Alam mo ba kung gaaano kasakit malaman na ang taong mahal mo ay di ka talaga mahal?
Ganito yun..
para kang hinoldap at isinama sa rooftop
tapos dun ka sinaksak ng 100 times
hinulog mula sa 9,999 floor
at bumagsak sa matigas na kalsada
at nasagasaan ka ng rumaragasa at humarorot na dumptrack
at sa kasawiang palad..
BUHAY KA PA..
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