Funny, Tagalog Jokes, Pinoy JOkes - kaya umuwi ng maaga, malapit na maging tatlo sa bahay, love comes to those who flirt, tatak ng pantalon ni juan, tao tauhan sa palayan

MRS: Himala yata! Ang aga mong umuwi ngayon!

MR: Sinunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL!", kaya heto uwi agad ako!
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MRS: Honey, malapit na tayong maging tatlo dito sa bahay

MR: Talaga honey? Magiging daddy na ako?

MRS: Hindi pa, dito na titira nanay ko

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Noon: Love comes to those who WAIT.

Ngayon: Love comes to those who FLIRT
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PEDRO : Pare, Ganda ng Pantalon mo ah, Ano tatak?

JUAN: Guess pare.

PEDRO : Lee?

JUAN : hindi, Guess

PEDRO : Levis?

JUAN : Guess !

PEDRO : Bench?

JUAN : Guess nga !

PEDRO : Penshoppe?

JUAN : GUESS NGA E!

PEDRO : Geh, Siret Na

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Pedro: hayop kah ginawa mo akong tautauhan sa palayan , hindi tumataas ang sweldo ko!. pag namatay ako, sino magpapakain sa pamilya ko? ikaw?

boss: englishin mo pra taasan ko ang sweldo mo!

Pedro: animal you person-person me in the farm , my salary did not climb! if i die who will eat my family? you?

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