tung mga baliw na to ang dahilan kung bakit napakasaya ng mundo ko

pag kasama ko kayo ginagawa ko lang yung natural.
harutan,
kwentuhan,
bolahan,
lambingan.
pero pag tinititigan ko kayo ng di niyo alam, naiisip ko:
"tung mga baliw na to ang dahilan kung bakit napakasaya ng mundo ko."



Pag may nagtanong sayo,
"bakit mo minamahal yung taong ayaw sayo? Madami naman iba dyan."
 Isagot mo, "Kapag nauhaw ka ba, iinom ka ba sa dagat dahil tubig din yun?"



Pag nagmahal, wag humiling ng kapalit.
Wag maghintay sa wala.
Wag seryosohin ang biro.
Wag umasang mamahalin ka rin dahil kung gaano kalaki ang inaasahan mo,
ganuon din kalalim ang sakit na mararamdaman mo.

McDo Love Story: kaya lang naman po ako humingi ng konti para masuklian kita ng buong buo

MCDO Lovestory ..
Girl: kuya isang cokefloat nga po..
Guy: mam,25 pes0s po..
Girl: ( nag-aBot ng 100 pesos )
Guy: mam,may 5 pesos po ba kayo?
Girl: alam mo, pArang ikaw yung minahal ko..binigay ko na nga lahat ng meron ako,kulang pa'din..
(na gets ng guy)
Guy: mam,kaya lang naman po ako humingi ng konti para masuklian kita ng buong buo..



mahirap magalit ng walang dahilan.
Mahirap umintindi ng di mo maintindihan.
Mahirap masktan ng wala kang karapatan.
Pero di ba mas mhirap mgmhal sa taong ang turing syo,
HINDI MO ALAM?


Minsan kung sino pa yung gusto mo,
siya pa yung hinding hindi pwedeng maging sayo

one of the nicest things in my life is my connection with you

one of the nicest things in my life is my connection with you.
and even if i don't have a lot of messages to send,
i want you to know how much i treasure you!




SIMPLE RULES IN LIFE.
be brave. even if you're not,
pretend to be. no one can tell the difference anyway.
when playing games with children, let them win.
when someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
wave at children on a school bus.
keep a notepad and a pen on your bedside table.
million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3am.
look at people in the eye.




sometimes, you don't have to hate someone for hurting you.
and it's not proper to be bitter either.
and the truth is, it's really a common mistake among us individuals.
for we live with our expectations. we oblige others to love us back.
for in the first place, we don't have the RIGHT.
IT HURTS WHEN IT SOUNDS SO RIGHT.
but that's life after all.
ACCEPTANCE.
 and most of all,
RESPECT.

Destiny... - Tagalog Love Stories Collection

CUTE STORY:

My isang batang lalaki na naglalaro sa park,
my nkita syang picture ng batang babae,
na inlove agad sya sa batang babae,
hinanap niya ito ngmatagal,ngunit di niya nahanap..

hanggang sa kinasal na sya,

wife: cno yung batang babae na nasa picture sa walLet mo?

husband: ah, 1st love ko..(the wife smiled and say)

"nawala ko yan when i was 8 years old."

 - DESTiNY..

Moments we in anger and worries are actually moments of happiness we steal from ourselves.

Moments we in anger and worries
are actually moments of happiness we steal from ourselves.

Minsan okay na din yung may hinala, para pag malaman mo yung totoo di ka na mabibigla - Tagalog Quotes About Love

Minsan okay na din yung may hinala,
para pag malaman mo yung totoo di ka na mabibigla

I love three things, the sun, the moon and you. The sun for a day. The moon for a night and you forever.

I love three things, the sun, the moon and you.
The sun for a day.
 The moon for a night
and you forever.



I pretend to be ok
Just to show  everyone that i'm alright
But they did'nt know that every smile I put on my lips
is equivalent of endless tears



I trust in you
is a better compliment than
I love you
because
you may not always trust the person you love
but you can always love the person you trust

Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo, kung wala kang nilalanding bago.

Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo,
kung wala kang nilalanding bago.


I get the best feeling in the world
when you say hi or even smile at me
because I know even if it’s just for a second,
that I’ve crossed your mind.



I like to pretend that everything's alright.
Because when everybody else thinks you're fine,
sometimes you forget for a while that you're not

Good Relationship Don't just happen. They take Time, Patience, and two people who truly want to be together..

Good Relationship
Don't just happen.
They take
Time,
Patience,
and two people  who truly want to be together..



Hanggang kailan ka aasa na mamahalin ka niya,
na pipiliin ka niya at maniniwala na para talaga kayo sa isa’t isa?
Minsan napakahirap tanggapin,
pero lagi mo iisipin na di lahat ng mahal mo ay para sa atin.



he used to be so sweet.
everything seemed so nice when we're together.
but suddenly everything changed.
now, do i miss him?
NO. i miss the person whom i though he was.

How can you forget the person you really loved before. If, a single blank message, makes you fall in love again.

How can you forget the person you really loved before.
If, a single blank message,
makes you fall in love again.



Hindi sa lahat ng panahon dapat mong isipin ang nararamdaman ng bawat tao.
dahil sa ganoong pag-uugali, sasaktan mo lang ang sarili mo.
 kung AYAW, eh DI WAG! wag pilitin ang ayaw.
ganun lang naman ang buhay.
makikita mo, pag naramadaman nilang wala ka ng PAKIALAM,
SILA MISMO ANG LALAPIT SAYO.


Hindi mo kailangan maging BiTTER.
Dapat kang maging BETTER.
Kaya nga nagkaka-EX dahil meron pang NEXT.

Diba ang hirap pag may mahal ka pero hindi sayo? Gusto mo makasama pero iba kasama niya. Gusto mo alagaan pero iba nag'aalaga sa kaniya.

Diba ang hirap pag may mahal ka pero hindi sayo?
Gusto mo makasama pero iba kasama niya.
Gusto mo alagaan pero iba nag'aalaga sa kaniya.
Higit sa lahat,
mahirap pag alam mo mahal ka din niya.
Pero di niya maiwan yung isa!

Dapat pag nagmahal, 

hindi iniisip ang sasabihin ng iba 

at hindi padadala sa sulsol ng barkada. 

Dahil ang pagmamahal sa puso nakikita. 

Hindi sa bibig ng iba. 

Na walang alam kundi kumontra.

Do you know what happens when you hurt people? 

They may begin to love you less 

and begin to forget that they loved you once.

Be mindful of what you throw away, Be careful of what you push away, & think hard before you walk away.

Be mindful of what you throw away,
Be careful of what you push away,
& think hard before you walk away.



Banat at Kasabihan:
- Kung ramdam mong ikaw ang mundo niya, aba adik ka pla ehH! Feeling mo sa sarili mo planeta ka?
- Kung takot kang mawala aqo, maslalo naman aqo, takot aqong mawala aqo n0h.
- Pano ka mabubuhay kung wala cia?Simple lang, huminga ka wag kang tanga.
- Mahirap lunukin ang PRIDE,lalonakung Bareta.
- Kapag mhal mo ang isang tao ipaglaban mo cia hnggat maaga pa.kasi kung ndi mo aagahan, gagabihin ka, tulog na un



dislove,
islove,
thelove,
bestlove,
waylove,
tolove,
saylove,
thatlove,
ilove,
rilylove,
mislove,
youlove,
solove,
muchlove.
ngayon basahin mo ng walang love.

Bakit ako pag nagmahal laging nasasaktan? Lahat naman ginagawa ko, lahat naman binibigay ko. Ganito na ba ko kahirap mahalin o Ganito ako kasarap gaguhin?

Bakit ako pag nagmahal laging nasasaktan?
Lahat naman ginagawa ko,
lahat naman binibigay ko.
Ganito na ba ko kahirap mahalin
o Ganito ako kasarap gaguhin?



bakit ka mahalaga sa kin?
siguro walang specific na dahilan.
alam ko lang mahalaga ka.
sa kin kasi isa ka sa dahilan kung bakit bukas gusto ko pa gumising.

bakit ka pa NAG IISIP na MAHAL KA NYA

kung RAMDAM mo namang

PAMPASIKIP ka lang sa MUNDONG MASAYA na SYA na WALA KA?

he real meaning of TRUELOVE. We sacrifice ourself for the one we love....

There are people who are:
Well-educated but unhappy?
Rich but sad?
Talented but depressed?
Beautiful but rejected?
What makes them that way?
Because...
No matter how valued you are, life without God, leads to emptiness.



"a sweet talk of a pen".
Lapis: sorry talaga ha!
Eraser: para saan?
Lapis: kasi sa bawat pagkakamali ko nandiyan ka.
nawawalan ka na ng parte sa sarili mo para lang itama ako..
Eraser: ok lang yun
Ginawa naman talaga ako para sayo.
Sa katunayan nga., pag nawala na ako, sana makahanap ka ng bago na makakabura ng pgka2mali mo.
that's the real meaning of TRUELOVE.
We sacrifice ourself for the one we love....


apologizing
doesn’t always mean that you’re wrong
and the other’s right.
sometimes, you just value the relationship more than personal ego.

happy memories make us smile. but me? it makes me feel sad and later makes me cry. maybe because i just miss those people who brings happiness to me

happy memories make us smile.
but me?
it makes me feel sad and later makes me cry.
maybe because i just miss those people who brings happiness to me!



God saw your parents hungry, He created pizza.
God saw they are thirsty, He created coke.
He saw them walking, He created the car.
He saw them without problem, He created You!



Hindi masamang magselos,
nagseselos ka lamang
dahil natatakot kang mawala ang iyong minamahal.

Its hard to realize, to accept. When the one you love has to go. It hurts but you say, “kaya ko to!” Tears fall coz wat you really mean is, PANO NA AKO?

Its hard to realize, to accept.
When the one you love has to go.
It hurts but you say, “kaya ko to!”
Tears fall coz wat you really mean is,
PANO NA AKO?



A bitter truth:
if someone can't stop doing things that you don't want them to do.
i only means that they love those things more than they love you.



A great personality will always make you more attractive
 than anyone who has a good-looking face

It's funny when you both look at each other and then suddenly you don't know why both of you are smiling

Do not love one,
not two;
but love the one who loves you too..

Do not love three,
not four;
but love the one
who loves you MORE..

Do not love five,
notsix;
but love the one
who truly STICKS..

Do not love seven,
not eight;
but love the one
who is willing to
WAIT..

Do not love nine,
not ten;
but love the one
who'll love you
until the END..




its easy to cl0se 0ur eyes fr0m d tHings we d0n't want 2 seE. .
but it's hard 2 cl0se our hearts fr0m d fEelings we d0n't want 2 fEel





It's funny when you both look at each other
and then suddenly you don't know why both of you are smiling

lahat ng bagay pag nahulog may babagsakan. if you fall from trees, sa lupa bagsak mo. pag sa stairs, sa sahig bagsak mo. what if you fall inlove? ahaha. sa kama bagsak mo!

lahat ng bagay pag nahulog may babagsakan.
if you fall from trees, sa lupa bagsak mo. p
ag sa stairs, sa sahig bagsak mo.
what if you fall inlove? ahaha. sa kama bagsak mo!


asa bangka ka with your ever plastic friend and your two timer ex
nang biglang lumubog ang bangka.
sino una mong ililigtas?
yung bangko o sagwan?



the Estudyante and Driver part 1.
E: mama bayad!
D: san galing?
E: E di sa kin!
D: (gago to ah!) san pupunta?
E: e di sayo! tanga!
The Estudyante and Driver part 2.
E: manong, bayad ho.
D: san galing?
E: e di sa bulsa ko.
D: hindi, san sumakay?
E: e di sa jeep niyo.
D: (loko to ah. bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli.)
E: o manong, bat kulang to? magkano ba Quiapo?
D: bakit? bibilin mo?

Knorr Cube - ang pambansang ibon ng Pilipinas - Tagalog Quotes Collection

naguusap ang mag-ama:
ama: ano ang pambansang ibon ng pilipinas?
anak: manok!
ama: hindi. mas maliit pa!
anak: fried chicken!
ama: hindi pa din. mas maliit pa at kulay brown.
anak: knorr cubes!

juan: aray! bakit mo ko sinuntok?!

pedro: tinawag mo akong hippopotamus eh!

juan: last year pa yuna h?

pedro: ngayon ko lang nalaman itsura nun eh!

intsik patay punta heaven, ask kay san pedro..

intsik: ano yan sa kabila?

san pedro: wala. impyerno. super init.

intsik: lipat ako riyan!

san pedro: ako benta ice tubig!

during exam.. teacher: iho, bakit puro "RED HORSE" ang sagot mo? student: dahil "ITO ANG TAMA!"

during exam..
teacher: iho, bakit puro "RED HORSE" ang sagot mo?
student: dahil "ITO ANG TAMA!"



mommy1: ano pinapainom mo sa baby mo?
mommy2: PROMIL, para sa matatag na pangarap! ikaw?
mommy1: ako EMPERADOR! para sa totoong tagumpay!




boy1: tol saan ka pupunta?
boy2: sa biyenan ko. boy1: bakit?
boy2: napagalitan ako ni boss kaya ako pupunta sa biyenan ko.
boy1: kaso bakit dun?
boy2: sabi ni boss go to hell.