Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Mahirap kasing maniwala na mahal ka niya, malay mo isa lang yun sa mga trip niya.

Mahirap kasing maniwala na mahal ka niya, malay mo isa lang yun sa mga trip niya.
Mahirap kasing maniwala na mahal ka niya, malay mo isa lang yun sa mga trip niya.

Forget the past that makes you cry, focus on the present that makes you smile.

Forget the past that makes you cry, focus on the present that makes you smile.
Forget the past that makes you cry, focus on the present that makes you smile.

Not all things stay forever but we can always do our best just to have it longer

Not all things stay forever but we can always do our best just to have it longer
Not all things stay forever but we can always do our best just to have it longer

Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.

Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.
Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.

Echoz Lang - Humor - Dont Start judging me silently, Sino pa hindi ka lubos na kilala sila pa nanghuhusga ng sobra

If you dont know, then ask me

If you dont agree, then argue with me

If you dont Like me, then say it to me.

But dont start judging me silently
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Minsan kung sino pa yung HINDI KA LUBOS na kilala,

sila pa yung NANGHUHUSGA sa'yo ng SOBRA

A person's most useful asset is not a head..

A person's most useful asset is not a head..

full of knowledge

but a heart full of love

with an ear open to listen

and a hand willing to help

LIVE with no excuses.

LOVE with no regrets

When life gives you 100 reasons to cry

show that you have 1000 reasons to smile...

Ang hirap lumugar sa buhay....

Ang hirap lumugar sa buhay
ng taong binibigyan ka nga ng lugar pero...
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Hindi mo naman alam kung saan....

MALANDI siya...Talo ka!...

Mabait ka.
Maganda ka.
Matalino ka.
Maaruga ka.
Malambing ka.
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eh MALANDI siya.

TALO KA!....

ang taong INGGIT....

ang taong INGGIT....
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walang ginawa kundi manghusga at MANLAIT....

Money says: "Earn me & forget everything".....

Money says: "Earn me & forget everything."...
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Time says: "Follow me & forget everything."...
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Future says: "Struggle for me & forget everything."...
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The Almighty GOD simply says, "Remember Me and I will give you Everything."...

Roses are red....

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

HE's for me,
not for you,

and if by any chance,
you take my place,

I'll SWEAR i'll take my hand,
and smash ur FACE!

Ang paniniwala sa Diyos ay parang Cobra energy drink....

Ang paniniwala sa Diyos ay parang Cobra energy drink..
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Pag meron ka nito,

Wala kang talo

Aanhin ko ang babaeng HOT!...

Aanhin ko ang babaeng
HOT...
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Kung natikman na ng
LAHAT...
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Isa lang naman ang kailangan ko...
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Yung sa akin ay magiging
TAPAT!!

nasaan na ung nakapila dito na magpapacheck-up...........

Doctor: Oh, nasaan na ung nakapila dito na magpapacheck-up.?

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Nurse: Eh, Doc. Pinauwi ko na po masama daw pakiramdam eh.

I’m having heart surgery today...

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

Don't be afraid of change....

‎"Don't be afraid of change.

You may end up losing something good,

but you will probably end up gaining something better."
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