Funny Quotes, Love Quotes, Tagalog Quotes 21812-2

Bakit kaya may mga taong HARD TO GET?

HARD TO LIKE naman ang mukha!
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GIRL: May boyfriend na ako.

BEST FRIEND: Gwapo ba?

GIRL: Uhmmm, mabait siya.

BEST FRIEND: Gwapo nga ba?

GIRL: Uhmmm, matalino siya.

BEST FRIEND: Gwapo ba?!

GIRL: Uhmmm, tara kain tayo. Ginugutom na ako.
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Nakita ni BOY si GIRL na nakadungaw sa bintana..

Boy: miss, talon ka na jan.

Girl: bakit naman?
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Boy: para mahulog ka sa akin.

Girl: ah? ganun? alam mo para kang manhole

Boy: wow! gumaganti ah., bakit naman?

Girl: tanga lang ang mahuhulog sayo

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Boyfriend: Pakasal na tayo?

Girlfriend: Sige!

Boyfriend: San mo gusto? Sa Pari o sa Judge?

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Girlfriend: Syempre sayo! Tangang to, nirereto pako sa iba.

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CLEAVAGE,
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Ang panlaban ng mga babaeng nanlilimos ng kasikatan dito sa facebook.

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A GREAT relationship isn't when perfect couple comes together,

but when an imperfect couple

learns to enjoy their differences.

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BF: Babe di nako naglalaro ng dota para makapagusap tayo

GF: Sorry babe.... di tayo pwede mag-usap ngaun.


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Funny Quotes, Love Quotes, Tagalog Quotes 21812

Boy: Kilala mo ba ung principal nating masungit, yung mukang tambay sa kanto at parang pinaglihi sa sama ng loob?

Girl: Kilala mo ba ako?

Boy: Hindi, bakit? Hahaha

Girl: Anak niya ako

Boy: Ako kilala mo ba ako?

Girl: Hind, bakit?

Boy: Ah buti naman. (Sabay takbo.)

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sa isang jeep:
may LaLaki at babae

na magkasakay

di aLam ng LaLaki na bukas ang zipper nya

paFormaL na sinabi nun babae sa LaLaki na bukas ang zipper niya at ito ang kanyang sinabi:

"SiR BUKAS PO ANG

Zi... CiTY HALL NYO?

pasimpLeng cnara ng LaLaki zipper nya at sinabi sa babae:

"eh iNENG NAKiTAMO BANG DUMUNGAW Si MEYOR?"

pangiting sagot ng babae

"HiNDi PO, PERO LUMABAS PO YUN DALAWANG MATANDANG KONSEHAL"


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LALAKE: hnahanap na ako ng misis ko

nagbihis c lalake

LALAKE: lagyan mo ng pulbos ang pantalon ko

KABET: bket

LALAKE: basta

pagkauwi ng bahay

MISIS: at san ka nanaman galing?

LALAKE: ayoko magsinungaling, nambabae ako

MISIS: e bkit puro pulbos yang pantalon mo? Cnungaling nagbilyar ka nanaman


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BOY: Di mo man lang ba itatanong kung OKEY ako?
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GIRL: Ha? Bakit?
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BOY: Kanina pa kasi ako nahuhulog sayo.

Echoz Lang - Love Quotes - I dreamed about you, when I need to Live, cry and make memories

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamed of you

I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow

and I'd be hugging you.

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What I need to live has given to me by the earth

Why I need to live has been given to me by you

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I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no else...

I would rather laugh, cry and make memories

Echoz Lang - Love Quotes - hold onto what you have, everytime I hear your voice, life start as soon as possible, I fall in love all over again, i will never forget

People only realize what they had after they lose it,

so hold onto what you have and never let it go

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Everytime I hear your voice,

I hear another reason to keep you forever

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,

you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible

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It's been said that you only fall in love once,

But I dont believe it.

Coz Everytime I see you,

I fall in love all over again

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I promise I will never forget the day we kissed

or the day we meet.

The sky may fall

and the stars may too,

but in the end I will still love you

Echoz Lang - Love Quotes - True love, before I meet you, Love is missing someone, pagmamahal lang sayo,wag mong ipanalangin

“wag mong ipanalangin na bumalik pa sayo ang mahal mo.

ipanalangin mo na bumilis ang panahon

para malaman mo ang dahilan kung bakit hindi sya para sayo
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Hindi ako naghahangad ng materyal na bagay ngayong Pasko,

pagmamahal lang sayo kuntento na ako.
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Love is missing someone

whenever you're apart,

but somehow feeling warm inside

because you're close in the heart

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Before I meet you

I nevr knew what it was like,

to look at someone and smile for a reason

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True love does not come by finding the perfect person

but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

Love Quotes - one reason not to trust them, madali lang naman ako mahalin, you mybe the world

It's hard for me to trust someone the second time around

after they already gave me one reason not to trust them

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Madali lang naman ako mahalin..

Wag mo lang hanapin ang mga bagay na wala sa akin

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To the world you may be one person,

but to one person you may be the world

Love Quotes - make small things extraordinary, live in my heart, fall in love, love is missing someone, let me be the reason

Only love let's us see normal things

in an extraordinary way

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COme..

Live...

in my heart

and pay no rent..

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THe more and more I spend time with you,

The more and more I realized I am doing the one thins I told my self

I would never do again...

Fall in love

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Let me be the reason you get through the day

Know that I'll make everythis ok

Think of me baby in the way I'll be all you need

Let me be the one you turn to when there's a pain

Baby I will take it all away..

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Love is missing someone

when you're apart

but somehow feeling warm inside

because you're close in my heart

LOve Quotes - grow old with me, my garden of flower, i will use my last breath, i love you for what i am, shape the future of our love

Grow old along with me...

The best is yet to be
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If I had a flower for every time I thought of you,

I could walk in my garden forever

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If I had to choose between breathing and loving you

I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU!

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I love you,

not for what you are,

but for what I am

when I am with you

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Let our trust, not our pastdisappointments

shape the future of our love

Love Quotes - happiness just happens, my eyes get jealous to my heart,the best thing about me

GIVE but dont allow yourself to be USED

LOVE but dont allow yourself to be ABUSED

TRUST but dont be NAIVE

LISTEN to others but dont lose your own VOICE


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Madali makahanap ng taong ipapalit mo

sa taong minahal ka ng totoo pero binaliwala mo,

pero palagay mo mamahalin ka din ba ng taong ipinalit mo

gaya ng taong iniwan mo..

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The Best thing about ME...

is YOU

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Being with you makes me feel like for once in my life

I dont have to work so hard on being happy,

It just happens

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Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart

Know why?

Coz you always remain close to my heart

and far from my eyes