sa MRT...

SA MRT...
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boy1: pare nakakahiya tau


boy 2: bkit naman?


boy1: ung matanda nakatayo, tau nakaupo.
ayokong makakita na matandang nahihirapan



boy2: ako rin
tara!

pikit tayo!

pwede ba kitang halikan sa kamay,....

BOY: pwede ba kitang halikan sa kamay ?
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GIRL: bakit ? anong problema sa labi ko

diary ng isang babaeng pangit...

"DIARY nq isanq BABAENG PANGET"

Dear Diary,
Im so happy kc nahuli ako ng crush ko na nakatingin sa kanya, minura nia ako! gosh sa wakas narinig ko na rin ang voice nia. Last time nqa DUMUGO ilong ko dahil tinulak nia ko, cnadya ko talaga yun para madikitan ko sya, One time I asked him na bibigyn ko sya na picture ko sabi nia ipapa'SALVAGE nia daw ako, HOW SWEET d ba?, at eto an pinaka'HULI , cnabhan ko sya ng "I LOVE YOU", ang sabi nia "FUCK YOU" , ShiiiT!! ang sweet nya talaga...

DZV7A786BP3A

5 tips for a happy man's life....

5 tips for a happy man's life

TIP #1
is to have a gurl to help you @ work,

TIP #2
have a gurl to take care & love u.

TIP #3
have a gurl who can make you laugh.

TIP#4
have a gurl who spoils u.



TIP #5
The most important tip

make sure these FOUR gurls don't know each other...

DID YOU KNOW..........

DID YOU KNOW..

that 100 trees are being cut to produce our examination papers?

please join our campaign...

SAY NO TO EXAMS

SAVE THE TREES !!

Positive Outlook.............

Positive Outlook

How to start your day with a positive outlook

Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Boss".

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....