MMDA (with pen & ticket) to a traffic violator:
Foreign Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinzksy Pavacovitz.
MMDA: Ahhh. Next time be careful ha?
Money can't buy love,
but it improves your bargaining position
I may not have everything I want
but I know I have enough of what I need
nakadroga ba parents mo?
nagtataka kasi ako..
pa'no kaya sila nakagawa ng isang nakakaadik na katulad mo?