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Kung di mo alam kung sino ka, paano mo ipagmamalaki ang sarili mo? - Bob Ong |
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Waiting for you in like waiting for the rain that is drought,
hopeless and useless. |
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Natagpuan mo na ba ang tsinelas ng buhay mo? Yung the right one for you? Alam mo sayang. Yung sa akin kasi nawala pa. Saan ka ba kasi nagpunta? |
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LOVE is a great BEAUTIFIER |
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Kahit kelan walang maling desisyon, nagiging mali lamang ito kapag hindi napapanindigan. - Bob Ong |
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I don't know why they call it heartbreak, if it feels like every part of my body is broken too. |
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Hindi naman dahil sa sakit kaya ako umaayaw o sa pambabalewala kaya ako bumibitaw. Basta bigla na lang nawala. Siguro kusang puso na ang nagsasabing, "Tama na. Ginagawa ka na niyang tanga" |
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Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. |
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Do you know the feeling of loving someone who does not love you in return? It hurts, right? That is how God feels most of the time. |
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No girl should ever forget
that she doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her.
- Marilyn Monroe |
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It is wonderful to get answers from payers but it is even more wonderful to let God mind you and make you into an answer to somebody's prayer |
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I still look at your profile to see if someone else has stolen your heart yet. |
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Wag kang masyadong sweet sa isang tao
lalo na kung iba ang laman ng puso mo,
dahil yan kapag nahulog sayo,
madadagdagan ma naman ang mga emo. |
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Life forms us. Sin deform us. School informs us.
But only God transforms us. |
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I won't dare question God when He puts me through trials and challenges,
because I never question Him when I experience joy and victory. |
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PAGKAKAPAREHO...
Juan: Pare ano pagkakapareho ni Bonii at Rizal
bukod sa pagiging bayani?
Pedro: Ano?
Juan: Pareho silang namantay sa araw ng holiday. |
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God would not give you the dream or the desire in your heart
if he did not also give you the talent
and abilities to make that dream come true. |
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Hiniram and report card ni Juan
Tatay: Patingin nga ng report card mo anak.
Juan: Hiniram po ng kaklase ko, tatakutin niya daw ang nanay niya
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I showed a pic of myself to you and said
'Tingnan mo oh, tayong dalawa"
But you said "asan ako?"
Then i pointed my chest and smiled
"Andito ka oh, sa puso ko" |
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Si Juan ay nasa clinic upang magpabunot ng ngipin:
Juan: Doc duwag a pabunot ng ngipin.
Doctor: No problem heto ang beer uminom ka
Doctor: Oh, matapang ka na?
Juan: Oo doc, kapag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko gugulpihin ko.
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Para kang ulan at lupa ako,
kahit anong mangyari mahuhulog ka sa akin,
sa ayaw at sa gusto mo.
Inuulit ko, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo |
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I-Surprise ang Ama
Anak: Nay gusto ko ng kapatid.
Nanay: Anak nasa ibang bansa ang tatay mo.
Hayaan mo at pag-usapan namin yan pagbalik niya.
Anak: Bakit hindi natin siya surpresahin? |
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One of the best reasons why cellphone is better than your girlfriend,
because you can sleep with 2 to 3 cellphone at a time. |
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Ang tawag ba sa babaeng hipon ay SHEpon? |
Ano tawagan niyo ng mahal mo
Please leave your comments and answers below....
:-)
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Habang nasa exam si Juan:
Pedro: Pare bakit mo hinubad ang damit mo habang sinasagutan tang exam?
JUAN: Bakit pare hindi mo ba nabasa ang nakalagay na "Answer with Brief"? |
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Another reason why cellphone is better than girlfriend
was a cellphone wouldn't cost so much if you pick it up often. |
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Sino nga ba ang tanga?
Maria: Alam mo na napakatanga ko kasi pinakasalan kita.
Juan: Alam ko, pero inlove lang talaga ako sayo noon kaya
hindi ko na pinansin katangahan mo
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Kung ayaw niya sayo wag mong habulin,
pwede ka namang maglakad papunta sa akin. |
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Dati ang lakas ng kuryenteng dumadaloy sa ating dalawa, Bakit ngayon ang hina na? May nakikikabit ba? |
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Hindi lahat ng Magaganda/Gwapo masya sa LOVELIFE nila, nasasaktan din KAMI. Uulitin ko, Nasasaktan din KAMI. |
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Kunf ako tatanungi kung ano ba nakita ko sayo? Well, i SEE nothing on you, but I FELL Something for you, |
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Everyday we have much to be thankful for. We may not have everything but atleast we never and nothing. May all your prayers be answered and may you feel the Lord's presence near you, not only today but always. |
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Bakit hinahatak ang tali? Kasi hirap ITULAK, Try mo. |
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Ang tula para sa iniibig; Sa mata mong mapang akit, muta ay kabit kabit, sa mga ngiti mong nakakasilaw, ngipin mo'y naninilaw. |
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