my parents don't like me dressing like a girl
A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...
so he stopped..
Biker: what are u doing?
Girl: committing suicide
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : Woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide?
Girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl
Sa kahulihan... ung biker ang tumalon sa bridge
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