Funny Tagalog Quotes - Tips Para di Maoffend ang mahal mo

Tips pra di ma-offend ang iyong minamahaL:

Kung marumi ang kuko:
"sweetheart, my bukid b kayo?"

Pasmado:
"babes, ilang percent ang share mo sa nawasa?"

My muta:
"sugar, mgdamag ka bang umiyak?"

My putok:
"honey, my kamag-anak ka ba sa middLe east?"

Maitim ang kiLi-kiLi:
"honey, anong deodorant mo, kiwi?"

My Libag sa Leeg:
"honey, saan mo bniLi yang bLack goLd neckLace mo?"

Badbreath:
"darLing, humihinga ka bA o umuutot?"

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