Pinoy Jokes - pwedeng nguyain ang tubig, hindi ibebenta, bakit nagsusuot ng gwantes ang mga doctor kapag nag-oopera
Sa liblib na baryo...
BOY:tatang, naiinom po ba ang tubig dito.?
Tatang: nasa iyo yan iho kung gusto mong nguyain
Lasing 1: pare! bibilhinn ko yung MOA at LRT bukas!
Lasing 2: ayala malls at MRT bibilhin ko eh.
Lasing 3: weak! PLDT, MERALCO, BDO, LANDMARK bibilhin ko bukas!
Lasing4: kakapal ng mga muka niyo! sino may sabing binebenta ko yung mga yun?
GURO : Class , bakit kapag nag-oopera ang mga doktor , nagsusuot cla ng gloves ?
JUAN : Mam , para po pag namatay ang pasyente , walang fingerprints
Popular posts
-
Do it now. Sometimes LATER, becomes NEVER. #motivationalquotes #quotes #lifequotes
-
Anak: Tay: Paano malalaman kapag ang jeep puno na? Tatay: Malalaman mo anak kapag puno na ang jeep kapag pati ang driver nakasabit na. ...
-
A Funny Story - Tagalog Funny Stories
-
A very inspiring quote from Juan Tamad: Kung may gagawin ka ngayon, wag mo na ituloy. Sige ka, wala ka nang gagawin bukas.
-
To get rich, never risk your health. For it is the truth theat the health is the wealth of wealth - Richard Baker
-
People will never understand the decisions you made.
-
Okay lang naman ang magmahal paminsan-minsan, 'wag palagian. Always remember... "TOO MUCH LOVE WILL KILL YOU"
-
Naka-DRUGS ba mga magulang mo? Nakagawa kasi sila ng nakaka-ADIK na tulad mo. love me or leave me. you have two choices. i don’t wan...
-
DALAWANG LASING NAGPATAPANGAN (Umalis si Lasing1 pagbalik may tilamsik ng dugo sa katawan) LASING1: kita mo yong tricycle na yon ?? LA...
-
Bilang friend mo, I have to take care of you. I should make sure no one harm you, Coz i cant always be there for you, so friend kahit ast...
Disclaimer:
ECHOZ LANG! is only a collection of Filipino Quotes intended for fun purposes only. We have no claim in all quotes appear here within . All Quotes are owned and and full protected by thier respective owners.
