famous break up lines:
"i just realized that i don't want to be attached." (duh? staple remover, gusto mo?)
"i'm confused, i need time to find myself." (eto worldmap, go find yourself.)
"we're too different from each other." (kasi nga, tao ako at hayop ka!)
"you're too immature for me." (oo, alam ko namang gurang ang gusto mo e.)
"kung talagang tayo, kahit saang sulok ng mundo magtatagpo tayo." (hello?! walang sulok ang mundo. bilog ang mundo! bilog!)