Sino mas matalino? Anak: tay sino po mas matalino? ang tatay o ang anak?
napakaromatic isipin na nagdidiner kayo ng bg/gf mo
tapos merong dahong nahuhulog
like..
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buong dahon ng niyog..
Sino mas matalino?
Anak: tay sino po mas matalino? ang tatay o ang anak?
Tatay: siyempre ang tatay
Anak: Sino po nag imbento ng telepono?
Tatay: Si Alexander Graham Bell
Anak: Bakit hindi ang tatay niya?
In the Petshop:
Suicide Bomber:
Everyone has 1 minute to get out of the pet store!
Turtle: tae walang ganyanan!
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