A man wanted to buy bra for his wife but doesn't know the size: What did he say to the Salesgirl? - Tagalog Jokes Collection
"two timer"
mga hindi kuntento sa isa kaya naghahanap ng iba..
May mga tao ding nagmamahal talaga ng totoo..
Problema nga lang landiin lang ng iba bumibigay na..
Bakit kaya sila ganun? Konting yakap, konting halik..
hanep!..
nakalimutan ng may bf/gf sila at ang masasabi lang nila sa sarili nila..Bakit?
malalaman ba niya?
Secret nga diba?
Ang ngumiti 2 timer..
Ang sumimangot hanep loyal ka talaga..
A man wanted to buy bra for his wife but doesn't know the size.
SALESGIRL: " Is it as big as papaya ? "
MAN: " No "
SALESGIRL : " an apple "
MAN: " No "
SALESGIRL : " ahh..an egg ? "
MAN: " YES , but fried ! "
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