Come here! Take off your pants and get on top of me. Enjoy me until, you are totally satisfied. Lovingly yours, TOILET!


Dad: (Holding two toys, letting his son choose) Barbie or Superman?
Son: Superman Dad.
Dad: Good. (Then he left)
Son: GWAPO MO TALAGA SUPERMAN! BAKAT NA BAKAT! SHET!


Come here! Take off your pants and get on top of me.
Enjoy me until, you are totally satisfied.
Lovingly yours,
TOILET!



Juan : tay, may gusto akong babae. Ang ganda nya. Gusto kong makipag date
tatay : sino?
Juan : si nena, yung babae sa tapat natin
tatay : naku anak, wag mong sabihin sa nanay mo ha, kapatid mo yun si nena
nagalit ang bata, lumipas ang ilang linggo
juan : tay, inlab ako. Mas masarap sya
tatay : sino?
Juan : jan sa kabilang bahay, si ana
tatay : naku anak, kawawa ka naman. Anak ko din yun si ana eh
nangyari ng ilang beses. Lumapit ang bata kay nanay na umiiyak
juan : nay, galit ako kay tatay. Nagmahal ako ng limang beses pero di ko sila pwedeng i-date kase anak din sila ni tatay
nanay : pwede mo silang i-date, wag kang maniwala sa kanya, di mo sya tatay.

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