THE EGG: ito ang mga bagay na mas nakakalamang ka s kanila , kaya THE EGG mo sila

"THE EGG"
-ito ang mga bagay na mas nakakalamang ka s kanila , kaya THE EGG mo sila.

 "TO WAIT"
-iyan anq huni ng ibon ."to wait .. To wait .. To wait"
 imported unq ibon kaya slang. State side bah. =]

 "LOVING A NAME"
-yan naman yung ksunod sa labinlima

 "SHE FEEL YOU"
-yan yung nilalagyan ng toothpaste .:)

 "THE RICH ZOO"
-eto yung daan na hindi liko ,THE RICH ZOO lang.









A Story with Moral: One day a gf called the bf to her house..he went there & found her sister alone in the house
"she's absolutely sexy". she whispered bf's ear "i have feelings for you, make love with me once"
bf turned around & walked to the front door towards the car.
Amazingly he found his gf standing there, she hugged him & said "you have won my trust"
MORAL: "Its always better to keep the condoms in the car & not in the pocket."