the title of the book is PSYCHOTHERAPIST - Tagalog Jokes Collection
juan at the library:i want to borrow the book entitled "Psycho the Rapist"
the Librarian searched for almost 2 hours
then she came back and slapped the book to juan's face
juan was shocked
Librarian: idiot! the title of the book is PSYCHOTHERAPiST!..
Juan: (kumakatok sa tindahan) Tao po! Tao po!
Tindera: Gabi na! Nanggising ka pa!
Juan: pasensya na po! My asin po kayo?
Tindera: meron! . . .
Juan:Kami rin po! Sige po! Bye!
lLOCANO: Tibay gid tong alaga ko nga KORING pre ky kbalo magsayaw.
CEBUANO: Mas tibay ang IDO' ko pre e ky kbalo mmalengke..
ILONGGO: Mauli ko anay pre ah.
ILOCANO: Haha! uli ka nalang pre kay wala man ka ipanghambog nga sapat. haha!
ILONGGO: Nagtext abi tong KANDING ko pre.. nagsaka' daw sa lubi ang KARBAW basi mahulog!
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