Most stupid question usually asked in an obvious situation
Most stupid question usually asked in an obvious situation
1. Sa sinehan: "uy! Anong ginagawa mo dto?
-malamang naggogolf!
2. Isang matabang lalaki ang nakatapak sayo sa paa: "nasaktan ba kita?"
-ay hindi aa! Kinilig nga ako dun ee!
3. Magigising ka nang hating gabi dahil sa isang tawag: "nagising bakita?"
-di ah! Napatulog mo nga ako noh!
4. Kapag may nakakita sayo na umikli ang buhok mo: "nagpagupit ka?"
-no! Pinahabaan ko lang mukha ko...
5.May tumawag sayo sa landline nyo sa bahay: "nasaan ka ngayon?"
-nasa jeep, dala ko Landline namin..
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