Funny Jokes - Dora the famous explorer, nakablue ang katextmate
TEACHER: Name one famous explorer.
PEDRO: Ferdinand Magellan.
JOSE: Vasco de Gama.
LUCAS: Roy Lopez de Vilalobos
JUAN: uhmm , DORA ?
Textmates nagpasyang mag-eyeball.
Babae (B): Magsusuot ako ng yellow.
Lalaki (L): Magsusuot naman ako ng green.
Sa araw ng eyeball, dumating ang pangit na babae sa venue, ngunit walang naka-green. Nilapitan niya ang nag-iisang lalaki pero naka-red.
B: Excuse me. Are you my textmate?
L: HUH? HALLER? NAKA-GREEN BA 'KO?
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