during exam.. teacher: iho, bakit puro "RED HORSE" ang sagot mo? student: dahil "ITO ANG TAMA!"
during exam..
teacher: iho, bakit puro "RED HORSE" ang sagot mo?
student: dahil "ITO ANG TAMA!"
mommy1: ano pinapainom mo sa baby mo?
mommy2: PROMIL, para sa matatag na pangarap! ikaw?
mommy1: ako EMPERADOR! para sa totoong tagumpay!
boy1: tol saan ka pupunta?
boy2: sa biyenan ko. boy1: bakit?
boy2: napagalitan ako ni boss kaya ako pupunta sa biyenan ko.
boy1: kaso bakit dun?
boy2: sabi ni boss go to hell.
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