Knorr Cube - ang pambansang ibon ng Pilipinas - Tagalog Quotes Collection
naguusap ang mag-ama:
ama: ano ang pambansang ibon ng pilipinas?
anak: manok!
ama: hindi. mas maliit pa!
anak: fried chicken!
ama: hindi pa din. mas maliit pa at kulay brown.
anak: knorr cubes!
juan: aray! bakit mo ko sinuntok?!
pedro: tinawag mo akong hippopotamus eh!
juan: last year pa yuna h?
pedro: ngayon ko lang nalaman itsura nun eh!
intsik patay punta heaven, ask kay san pedro..
intsik: ano yan sa kabila?
san pedro: wala. impyerno. super init.
intsik: lipat ako riyan!
san pedro: ako benta ice tubig!
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