Your future relies on your dreams. So tulog ka lang, magtatagumpay ka din.

Your future relies on your dreams.
So tulog ka lang, magtatagumpay ka din.

Give me the opposite of this sentence. "Children in the dark, make mistakes"

Teacher: Now, Pedro give me the opposite of this sentence.
"Children in the dark, make mistakes."

Pedro: Mistakes in the dark, make children.



thank you pala sa pagtitiyaga mo sakin.
sa pag-unawa,
sa ugali ko at pagsakay sa mga trip ko!
di ako makapaniwala,
natanggap mo ang isang baliw na tulad ko.
minsan tuloy naiisip ko.
sira din kaya ulo mo?



the best advice my father could give me when it comes to boys is that,
 "don't listen to everything he says, pay attention to his actions."

Pag iniwan ka ng taong hindi para sa iyo Hanapin mo ang para sa iyp at pag nakita mo siya bumalik ka sa dati at sabihin mong "salamat ha, kung hindi mo ako binasura, hindi ko siya makikilala"

Pag iniwan ka ng taong hindi para sa iyo
Hanapin mo ang para sa iyp
at pag nakita mo siya
bumalik ka sa dati at sabihin mong
"salamat ha, kung hindi mo ako binasura, hindi ko siya makikilala"

Speaking Japanese - Filipino/English to Japanese translations - Tagalog Jokes Collection

Speaking Japanese - Filipino/English to Japanese translations:

Manok - Sekken
Mamaya - Sakana
Joke - Biru
Stereo - Akai
Cook - Giza-giza
Ayos - Furo oke
Fingernail - Koko
Laughed - Anata-wa
This - Itto
Small piece of cloth - Retasu
Cornfield - Mais-san
Hindi Masyado - Natsu
Cigarette - Yoshi
Ipagpaumanhin - Kamisori
Is this your property? - Arimoto?
Yes, this is my property.- Arikoto.
Is this yours? - Sayobato?
This is mine. - Sakinitu.
Can I have it? - Akinato?
You can have it. - Sayonato.
Can we have it? - Saminato?
You can have it. - Sanyonato
You've grown so thin! - Kitanabutomo!
We saw each other. - Kitakami.
We had a big get-together. - Kitakitakami.
That was my assumption. - Inakarako.
We will boycott the election. - Kaminoboto.
Are you a victim of discrimination? - Minamatakaba?
I give up. - Sukonako.
Ouch! - Haraiku!
What a sad life it is. - Hainaku.
Is this your car? - Otomoto?
Is this my car? - Otokoto?
Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto?
I'll take this. - Kukuninkoto.
This is my desk. - Itodesko.
Speechless? - Wasabe?
An ampalaya (bittermelon) - Kurukurubot
What are your thoughts? - Kuru-kuromo?
I am thinking. - Munimuniko.
Are you playing the guitar? - Gigitaraka?
Is this your underwear? - Jakeemoto?
Are you annoyed already? - Iniskanabane?
You're crazy!!! - Sirauromo!!!

You tried your best and you failed miserably The lesson is "NEVER TRY"

You tried your best and you failed miserably
The lesson is "NEVER TRY"

Friendship is like a relationship between the hands and the eyes.

a good friend is like a computer.
 i ENTER your life,
i save you on my heart,
FORMAT your problems,
SHIFT you to opportunities
and never DELETE you from my memory

 Friendship is like a relationship 

between the hands and the eyes. 

It's like when the hand gets hurt, 

the eye cries. 

And when the eye cries, 

the hand wipes its tears.

i may not have given what is expected from a friend. 

i'm human not perfect. 

but inside this imperfection, 

lies a heart that values you the best way i know.

The fact that you are here is the evidence that the world needs something you have Your existence proves your purpose and your purpose creates your potential

The fact that you are here is the evidence
that the world needs something you have

Your existence proves your purpose
and your purpose creates your potential

You're not the only BOY in this world But you're the only BOY that I really loved in my own world

You're not the only BOY in this world
But you're the only BOY that I really loved in my own world



when you're happy,
who do you wanna be with?
when you're sad,
who do you wanna see?
when you feel betrayed,
to whom will you run to?
i know,
not me.
but i can be.



if your friend has done something wrong,
you have to forgive him/her immediately
by thinking you could have made the same mistake.

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to find God's extraordinary love and the most ordinary place. Don,t forget to thank God for another walking moment. - Tagalog Quotes Collection

Every morning is a fresh opportunity
to find God's extraordinary love
and the most ordinary place.

Don,t forget to thank God
for another walking moment.

I love three things, the sun, the moon and you. The sun for a day. The moon for a night and you forever.

I love three things, the sun, the moon and you.
The sun for a day.
 The moon for a night
and you forever.



I pretend to be ok
Just to show  everyone that i'm alright
But they did'nt know that every smile I put on my lips
is equivalent of endless tears



I trust in you
is a better compliment than
I love you
because
you may not always trust the person you love
but you can always love the person you trust

It is Better if he don't recognize my existence, rahter than a fact that he knew i exist and yet gives me no worth

It is Better if he don't recognize my existence,

rahter than a fact that he knew i exist and yet gives me no worth

My principle in life: If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at him

My principle in life:
If someone throws a stone at you.
Throw a flower at him
but make sure the flower is still in the pot.

Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo, kung wala kang nilalanding bago.

Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo,
kung wala kang nilalanding bago.


I get the best feeling in the world
when you say hi or even smile at me
because I know even if it’s just for a second,
that I’ve crossed your mind.



I like to pretend that everything's alright.
Because when everybody else thinks you're fine,
sometimes you forget for a while that you're not

TRIVIA: Did you know that scientist found out that CUTE TEXTERS hold their phones with their left hand? Oh wag mo na ilipat alam kong nasa kanan yan.

TRIVIA:
Did you know that scientist found out that CUTE TEXTERS hold their phones with their left hand?

Oh wag mo na ilipat alam kong nasa kanan yan.

Good Relationship Don't just happen. They take Time, Patience, and two people who truly want to be together..

Good Relationship
Don't just happen.
They take
Time,
Patience,
and two people  who truly want to be together..



Hanggang kailan ka aasa na mamahalin ka niya,
na pipiliin ka niya at maniniwala na para talaga kayo sa isa’t isa?
Minsan napakahirap tanggapin,
pero lagi mo iisipin na di lahat ng mahal mo ay para sa atin.



he used to be so sweet.
everything seemed so nice when we're together.
but suddenly everything changed.
now, do i miss him?
NO. i miss the person whom i though he was.

What is followed? It is an act of going to a CP Center, if you balance is 0. Example: "Manang FOLLOWED nga po, P25".

What is followed?
It is an act of going to a CP Center, if you balance is 0.
Example: "Manang FOLLOWED nga po, P25".

How can you forget the person you really loved before. If, a single blank message, makes you fall in love again.

How can you forget the person you really loved before.
If, a single blank message,
makes you fall in love again.



Hindi sa lahat ng panahon dapat mong isipin ang nararamdaman ng bawat tao.
dahil sa ganoong pag-uugali, sasaktan mo lang ang sarili mo.
 kung AYAW, eh DI WAG! wag pilitin ang ayaw.
ganun lang naman ang buhay.
makikita mo, pag naramadaman nilang wala ka ng PAKIALAM,
SILA MISMO ANG LALAPIT SAYO.


Hindi mo kailangan maging BiTTER.
Dapat kang maging BETTER.
Kaya nga nagkaka-EX dahil meron pang NEXT.

You might be single now. But who knows? The next day, the next morning, the next year. Nothing has changed. You're still single

You might be single now.
But who knows?
The next day,
the next morning,
the next year.
Nothing has changed.
You're still single

dati, ang sukatan ng pagiging isang KAIBIGAN mo ay ang halaga mo sa mga kaibigan mong nagmamahal sa’yo.

dati, ang sukatan ng pagiging isang KAIBIGAN mo ay ang halaga mo sa mga kaibigan mong nagmamahal sa’yo.
ngayon iba na.
ang sukatan ay ang halaga mo sa.
FRIENDS FOR SALE!
magkano ka ba?



fake friends: hindi humihingi ng pagkain.
real friends: palagi umuubos ng pagkain mo.
fake friends: bail you out of jail.
real friends: sit next to you saying "we messed up, pero ang saya!"
fake friends: kakatok pa sa pinto ng bahay mo.
real friends: dere-deretso papasok ng bahay.
fake friends: will talk shit behind your back at ipagkakalat pa.
real friends: sasapakin ang mga traydor sayo.
fake friends: will ignore this message.
real friends: will send this to their REAL friends.



i'm not a perfect friend. i'm the one who commit faults,
the one who make mistakes, the one whom you'll never be proud of.
 i'm nothing.
not PERFECT.
but at least not FAKE.

We don't choose the person we fall for. It usually just hits us like a bullet, at first we can't fell it, then...,, BANG! we bleed.

We don't  choose the person we fall for.
It usually just hits us like a bullet,
at first we can't fell it,
then...,, BANG! we bleed.

Finding a perfect love? There is no perfect love. The only thing you can do to make it somehow perfect is to be, SATISFIED with ONE.

Finding a perfect love?
There is no perfect love.
The only thing you can do to make it somehow perfect is to be,
SATISFIED with ONE.



every morning is a fresh opportunity to find God's extraordinary love
and the most ordinary place!
don't forget to thank God for another waking moment.



for sale:
ONE HEART.
horrible condition.
 will take anything for it.
PLEASE: just cut it out my chest and end this suffering.

in my life, i don't need to explain how much i love the person it depends on them how much they appreciate the efforts that i do for them to be contented

in my life, i don't need to explain how much i love the person
it depends on them how much they appreciate the efforts
that i do for them to be contented

Diba ang hirap pag may mahal ka pero hindi sayo? Gusto mo makasama pero iba kasama niya. Gusto mo alagaan pero iba nag'aalaga sa kaniya.

Diba ang hirap pag may mahal ka pero hindi sayo?
Gusto mo makasama pero iba kasama niya.
Gusto mo alagaan pero iba nag'aalaga sa kaniya.
Higit sa lahat,
mahirap pag alam mo mahal ka din niya.
Pero di niya maiwan yung isa!

Dapat pag nagmahal, 

hindi iniisip ang sasabihin ng iba 

at hindi padadala sa sulsol ng barkada. 

Dahil ang pagmamahal sa puso nakikita. 

Hindi sa bibig ng iba. 

Na walang alam kundi kumontra.

Do you know what happens when you hurt people? 

They may begin to love you less 

and begin to forget that they loved you once.

Never give meaning to a little sweetness for it might give you a wrong impression as well as expectation

Never give meaning to a little sweetness
for it might give you a wrong impression as well as expectation

Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So if you look up and find it dark, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much.

Can you pronounce good English? Read the following aloud:
wolf
woof
warp
roof
ruff
raft
work
wart
worth
wharf
Test Result: Good DOG! Stop barking na.



Christians are like turtles..
If GOD is our shell, we can't go anywhere without HIM.
if enemies attack, we don't run but we take refuge in HIM.
In water or land we survive,
sometimes insulted because we walk slowly but surely,
we don't run not because we can't,
we hide not because we are coward,
but because we are in HIS protection!
Sometimes, it's not about speed, but it's all about STRENGTH and PERSEVERANCE



Each time I miss you,
a star falls down from the sky.
So if you look up and find it dark,
it is all your fault.
You made me miss you too much.

there are things that you don't want to continue but you are afraid to end it

there are things that you don't want to continue
but you are afraid to end it

its just like you don't to expect anything
but still waiting to wait

being RESPECTED by guy is MORE IMPORTANT than being Beautiful in their EYES

being RESPECTED by guy
is MORE IMPORTANT than being
Beautiful in their EYES



Best message I received so far:
They love you but they are not your lover
They care for you but they are not your family
They are ready to share your pain but they are not your blood relations
They are...
FRIENDS!
True friend scolds like a Dad,
cares like a Mom,
teases like a Sister,
irritates like a Brother
& finally loves you more than a lover!



Don’t tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you.
Let it go.
It might hurt for a while
but when you get over it,
you’ll see.
It’s better.

A special someone is like a wind you'll never know whats inside their hearts but always feel their presence and sincerity

A special someone is like a wind
you'll never know whats inside their hearts
but always feel their presence and sincerity

Behind every bitch there’s a man who made her that way. And with every “retired” bitch is a man who loved her even when she was still a bitch.

Behind every bitch
there’s a man who made her that way.
And with every “retired” bitch
is a man who loved her even when she was still a bitch.



be strong.
never tell yourself "i'm tired."
the more you accept that thought the more exhausted you'll become.
but if you tell yourself, "i can do even more to make myself successful!"
you'll find out that there are no limits to what you can accomplish.



Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life
your race or skin color,
political views or culture.
It depends on how good you treat others

Life is never about the people who act true in front of you it is always about the people who remain true behind your back

Life is never about the people who act true in front of you
it is always about the people who remain true behind your back

Be mindful of what you throw away, Be careful of what you push away, & think hard before you walk away.

Be mindful of what you throw away,
Be careful of what you push away,
& think hard before you walk away.



Banat at Kasabihan:
- Kung ramdam mong ikaw ang mundo niya, aba adik ka pla ehH! Feeling mo sa sarili mo planeta ka?
- Kung takot kang mawala aqo, maslalo naman aqo, takot aqong mawala aqo n0h.
- Pano ka mabubuhay kung wala cia?Simple lang, huminga ka wag kang tanga.
- Mahirap lunukin ang PRIDE,lalonakung Bareta.
- Kapag mhal mo ang isang tao ipaglaban mo cia hnggat maaga pa.kasi kung ndi mo aagahan, gagabihin ka, tulog na un



dislove,
islove,
thelove,
bestlove,
waylove,
tolove,
saylove,
thatlove,
ilove,
rilylove,
mislove,
youlove,
solove,
muchlove.
ngayon basahin mo ng walang love.

Never think that you are not good enough for anyone always ask yourself if they good enough for you

Never think that you are not good enough for anyone
always ask yourself if they good enough for you